Is the new Turtle Wax Ice Car Wash ok to use on a motorcycle?

NOOOO!!!! useing a product called car wash on a motorcycle will make the motorcycle blow up right in your face the moment the product touches the motorcycle. If you have to use it though because thats all you have and you just cant be seen on a dirty motorcycle...heres what you do.








First: take the motorcycle completely apart...every nut and bolt. Dont forget to disassemble the carburators too.








Second: Wash only one part at the time with your left hand only. Do this facing east on a moonless night between the hours of midnight and 1 am.





Third: If you start to feel heat around your left hand when the carwash touches the motorcycle pieces you must vigorously dance in counterclockwise circles while slapping your posterior and screaming,'; Spankerbaby!!!';








Fourth: If you DONT feel any heat with your left hand then continue untill the entire motorcycle has been throughly washed and rinsed... Rinsing must be done behind your back through a green garden hose with a brass nozzle only!!





Fifth: From this point it starts to get a little complicated so read carefully. The motorcycle must be reassembled while you wear a blindfold. However you MUST be the one doing the reassembly. Make sure you have plenty of light.








Sixth: Once the motorcycle has be put all back together, take it for a test ride. Dont forget your helmet but leave the blindfold on. Start the motorcycle and go through every gear with the throttle wide open. Once you have reached the motorcycles maximum speed, turn off the engine and let the motorcycle coast to a complete stop. When this is done you will have sucessfully cleaned a motorcycle with a car washing product, thus sticking it to the man! CongratsIs the new Turtle Wax Ice Car Wash ok to use on a motorcycle?
YESIs the new Turtle Wax Ice Car Wash ok to use on a motorcycle?
i dont see why no the pain is essentially the same just less of it on a motorcycle